oaktapus - A tree that acts like it's got a f***ing attitude. It's call

A tree that acts like it's got a f***ing attitude. It's called Oaktapus and it has three versions that will make you question your whole existence.

I was walking through the forest and this Oaktapus just looked at me like I owed it money.

Normal Oaktapus is just the beginning. Rare is like the tree version of a bad breakup.

I tried to befriend an epic Oaktapus and it just laughed at me. I'm f***ed.