oaktapus

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A tree that looks like it got run over by a giant f***ing monster. It’s called Oaktapus and it has three forms that make you want to scream and cry.

My Singing Monsters is f***ing cursed. I just found an Oaktapus and it's staring at me like it's judging my life choices.

I tried to catch a normal Oaktapus and it ran away like it had a f***ing death wish.

I spent 2 hours trying to get an epic Oaktapus and it just blinked at me. I'm f***ed.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A tree that acts like it's got a f***ing attitude. It's called Oaktapus and it has three versions that will make you question your whole existence.

I was walking through the forest and this Oaktapus just looked at me like I owed it money.

Normal Oaktapus is just the beginning. Rare is like the tree version of a bad breakup.

I tried to befriend an epic Oaktapus and it just laughed at me. I'm f***ed.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A tree that looks like it was hit by a f***ing bus. It's called Oaktapus and it has three forms that make you want to throw your phone out the window.

I saw an Oaktapus in My Singing Monsters and it looked like it was about to cry.

Normal Oaktapus is okay. Rare Oaktapus is a slap in the face. Epic Oaktapus is a f***ing punch to the gut.

I caught an epic Oaktapus and it just stared at me. I feel like I'm being f***ed by a tree.

by Slangipedia 1d ago