Oaksterdam
Oakland merged with Amsterdam to make a city full of weed clinics. People can buy, smoke, and sell weed like it's the law.
Oaksterdam is the best place to get high. I don't care if it's legal or not.
Oaksterdam is where I get my weed. My doctor says it's for my health.
Oaksterdam is the city of weed. I live there, I love it, I smoke it.