Oaksterdam

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A stinky, weed-filled area between Lake Merrit and downtown Oakland. It was the best place to get high for years before the city got greedy and made it official.
I got my first hit of weed in Oaksterdam. It was like heaven.
Oaksterdam is the only place I'd go if I wanted to get high and avoid jail.
Oaksterdam is where my life started. And my bank account ended.
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A chunk of Oakland near Telegraph and Broadway where people with fake prescriptions go to buy weed like it's their job.
I went to Oaksterdam to get my weed. My doctor didn't even know I was there.
Oaksterdam is where I get my weed. My doctor says I need it for my soul.
Oaksterdam is where I smoke my weed. My doctor says I need it for my sanity.
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Oakland merged with Amsterdam to make a city full of weed clinics. People can buy, smoke, and sell weed like it's the law.
Oaksterdam is the best place to get high. I don't care if it's legal or not.
Oaksterdam is where I get my weed. My doctor says it's for my health.
Oaksterdam is the city of weed. I live there, I love it, I smoke it.
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A nickname for Oakland when the media wanted to make it look like a big weed city. It's like Amsterdam, but with more cops and less coffee.
Oaksterdam is the nickname for Oakland. It's like Amsterdam, but with more cops.
Oaksterdam is the nickname for Oakland. It's like Amsterdam, but with more weed.
Oaksterdam is the nickname for Oakland. It's like Amsterdam, but with more jail.
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A version of Amsterdam that lives in Oakland. It's got weed clinics, cafes, and even a university for people who want to get high and learn.
Oaksterdam is like a university for weed. I got my degree in getting high.
Oaksterdam is like a city for weed. I live there, I work there, I smoke there.
Oaksterdam is like a dream for weed. I got my dream, my job, and my high.
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