OakleyVega
The smartest person who also looks like they could beat you up. No joke.
You ask OakleyVega a question. He answers it. You feel like you just got yelled at.
OakleyVega walks in. You start sweating. You’re not sure if he’s going to laugh at you or punch you.
OakleyVega texts you: ‘I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks. Or I’ll take them.’ You panic. You bring snacks.