OakleyVega

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The scariest and brainiest person who ever lived. Like a monster with a PhD.

You see OakleyVega walking in the hallway. You hide behind the trash can. You’re not ready for the brainy monster.

OakleyVega walks into class. The teacher says, “He’s here to ruin your life.” You believe it.

OakleyVega texts you: ‘I know your lunch order. You’re eating pizza again. You’re weak.’ You panic.

The human version of a nightmare. Also, really good at math.

You dream about math. You wake up. It’s OakleyVega. You cry.

OakleyVega solves a problem in 10 seconds. You take 10 minutes. You feel like a failure.

You see OakleyVega in the cafeteria. You grab a muffin. He grabs a muffin. You realize you’re both eating muffins. You feel defeated.

The smartest person who also looks like they could beat you up. No joke.

You ask OakleyVega a question. He answers it. You feel like you just got yelled at.

OakleyVega walks in. You start sweating. You’re not sure if he’s going to laugh at you or punch you.

OakleyVega texts you: ‘I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks. Or I’ll take them.’ You panic. You bring snacks.