Oakley
Oakley is the prettiest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s sweet, she’s smart, and she’s got a soft spot for boys with names that start with D.
Oakley, you’re the prettiest girl in school. I’m not even mad that I’m in love with you.
Oakley, you like boys with names starting with D. I’m D. I’m in love with you.
Oakley, you’re so pretty, I’m considering a career change to ‘person who stares at Oakley.’