oaken
The Old Oaken Bucket is a trophy so big and stupid, it looks like it was made by a drunk man with a glue gun. It’s given to the loser of a college football game. Everyone hates it.
"I lost the game. Now I have to carry the Old Oaken Bucket. It’s like carrying a tree."
"That bucket is so ugly, it makes my grandma cry."
"They gave me the Old Oaken Bucket. I’m gonna burn it. I’m that angry."