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The king of gamers who plays Delta Force: Land Warrior like it's his job and his only hobby. He’s from Sweden and doesn’t take no for an answer. He shoots you in the head before you even blink.
"Oaken just headshot me while I was eating cereal. My brain’s still in the trash."
"I tried to log off. Oaken logged me back on and gave me a bullet to the face."
"Oaken’s the only person who can beat me at video games. He’s like a bullet with a personality."
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person from Challenges who eats dog food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They’re so broke they think a pizza is a luxury.
"I’m a Challenge resident. I’ve had dog food for seven days straight. I’m gonna be a dog."
"My friend moved to Challenges. Now he eats dog food like it’s a birthday party."
"I asked for a burger. They said, 'We don’t have burgers. We have dog food.'"
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The Old Oaken Bucket is a trophy so big and stupid, it looks like it was made by a drunk man with a glue gun. It’s given to the loser of a college football game. Everyone hates it.
"I lost the game. Now I have to carry the Old Oaken Bucket. It’s like carrying a tree."
"That bucket is so ugly, it makes my grandma cry."
"They gave me the Old Oaken Bucket. I’m gonna burn it. I’m that angry."
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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