oaken
The king of gamers who plays Delta Force: Land Warrior like it's his job and his only hobby. He’s from Sweden and doesn’t take no for an answer. He shoots you in the head before you even blink.
"Oaken just headshot me while I was eating cereal. My brain’s still in the trash."
"I tried to log off. Oaken logged me back on and gave me a bullet to the face."
"Oaken’s the only person who can beat me at video games. He’s like a bullet with a personality."