Oakdale High
Oakdale High is a school in Oakdale, California, where everyone is stupid, inbred, and thinks they’re better than everyone else. They have no idea how to read, and they have a huge rivalry with a school that actually wins games.
You think you’re cool because you ride horses? I’ve seen you ride your cousin.
You think you’re hot? You’re just white trash with a bad STD.
You think you’re tough because you have a big exhaust pipe? That’s just your tiny penis trying to speak.