Oakdale High

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Oakdale High is a school in Oakdale, CA where everyone talks shit, steals boyfriends, and lies about their lives. They’re the worst kind of bitches and would happily burn you at the stake if you didn’t look good enough to be their friend.
Hey, I heard you’re going to the prom with Timmy? I didn’t even know you liked him!
You said you had a party last weekend? I saw you at the mall.
You got caught with weed? That’s the third time this month, and I’m still waiting for your first real party.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oakdale High is a school in Ijamsville, Maryland, full of rich kids who think they’re special, and some messed-up kids who think they’re cool. Everyone there wants to be someone else, and no one actually likes the school.
You think you’re a gangster? Just because you’re black doesn’t mean you’re a thug. Get over it!
Why do you think you’re a redneck? You live in a house, not a barn.
You want to be rich? Just stop pretending you’re someone else!
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oakdale High is a school in Oakdale, California, where everyone is stupid, inbred, and thinks they’re better than everyone else. They have no idea how to read, and they have a huge rivalry with a school that actually wins games.
You think you’re cool because you ride horses? I’ve seen you ride your cousin.
You think you’re hot? You’re just white trash with a bad STD.
You think you’re tough because you have a big exhaust pipe? That’s just your tiny penis trying to speak.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oakdale High has different groups of people. Soccer girls are annoying. Wanna-be gangsters are fake. Football players are loud and rude. Everyone there is a pain in the ass.
You think you’re cool because you won states? We all know you’re just annoying.
You think you’re a gangster? You’re just a black kid who doesn’t know what a real thug is.
You think you’re a prep? You’re just a snob who doesn’t know how to be cool.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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