Oak Park, IL
Oak Park is the most annoying place on Earth. Everyone thinks they're better than you because they went to a fancy school and bought their coffee from a ‘farmers market.’
My neighbor screamed at me for not knowing who ‘Trader Joe’s’ was. I asked if that was a person.
My cousin got into a screaming match with a stranger over who had the better bike.
My teacher said I wasn’t ‘cultured’ because I didn’t know what ‘whole foods’ was.