Oak Park, IL

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#hipster heaven #pretentious much #no cars no problems

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Oak Park, IL is a bunch of hipsters who think they're cool and everyone else is a dumbass. They don’t need cars because they’re too lazy to drive and too pretentious to own one.

My mom moved to Oak Park because she thought she was going to be a influencer. She now buys kale from the farmer’s market and judges me for eating pizza.

I got called a 'suburban savage' for wearing sneakers instead of 'vintage boots.'

My friend’s kid got into a fight over who had the better Instagram filter.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Oak Park is the most annoying place on Earth. Everyone thinks they're better than you because they went to a fancy school and bought their coffee from a ‘farmers market.’

My neighbor screamed at me for not knowing who ‘Trader Joe’s’ was. I asked if that was a person.

My cousin got into a screaming match with a stranger over who had the better bike.

My teacher said I wasn’t ‘cultured’ because I didn’t know what ‘whole foods’ was.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Oak Park is a bunch of fake hipsters who all think they're rich because they can walk to the store. They look down on everyone else and think they're the best thing since sliced bread.

I got called a ‘lame-o’ for eating a hot dog instead of a ‘plant-based burger.’

My friend’s mom tried to start a ‘walking club’ and no one showed up.

My teacher said I was ‘uncultured’ because I didn’t know what ‘vintage’ meant.

by Slangipedia 9d ago