Oak Park, IL
Oak Park, IL is a bunch of hipsters who think they're cool and everyone else is a dumbass. They don’t need cars because they’re too lazy to drive and too pretentious to own one.
My mom moved to Oak Park because she thought she was going to be a influencer. She now buys kale from the farmer’s market and judges me for eating pizza.
I got called a 'suburban savage' for wearing sneakers instead of 'vintage boots.'
My friend’s kid got into a fight over who had the better Instagram filter.