O.A.G
A grumpy old pill-popping man in his 40s who still thinks he's tough, but ends up looking like a wet sock after a long night of partying.
DM: 'I'm 43 and I still go to raves. You're just a baby.'
Text: 'I took 10 pills and still danced like a fool. You're welcome.'
Tweet: 'Old Age Gurner: when you’re 42 and still trying to impress 16-year-olds.'