O.A.G

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A grumpy old pill-popping man in his 40s who still thinks he's tough, but ends up looking like a wet sock after a long night of partying.

DM: 'I'm 43 and I still go to raves. You're just a baby.'

Text: 'I took 10 pills and still danced like a fool. You're welcome.'

Tweet: 'Old Age Gurner: when you’re 42 and still trying to impress 16-year-olds.'

A girlfriend who clings to you like a spider on your face, never letting you breathe or live your own life.

Text: 'I’m not going to the party without you. You’re my spider.'

DM: 'If you leave me, I’ll die. I swear.'

Tweet: 'My O. A. G. follows me to the mall. It’s like a horror movie.'

A crusty old man who acts like a gangster, even though he can’t remember his own name and still thinks he’s cool.

Text: 'I’m an old ass gangster. I don’t need no name.'

Tweet: 'My O. A. G. still thinks he’s from the 80s. He’s not.'

DM: 'I wear sunglasses at 10 PM. That’s how cool I am.'