O.A.F.S.
Women who think your Instagram is a diary and they’re the highlighter. They comment on every post and send you a DM at 2 a. m.
She commented on my pizza photo like it was a masterpiece and said I was her soulmate.
She sent me a DM at 2 a. m. saying she knew I was cheating on her.
She posted a photo of my face with a mustache and called it art.