Oafism
A mean-spirited attack on people with ears that look like they were stolen from a donkey, brains that fit inside a teacup, and a habit of grunting like they just saw a ghost.
'I’m going to the beach,' he said, ERRRP. It was like a horror show.
'You’re my favorite person,' she said, UMMMMM. It was annoying.
He said, 'I’m going to sleep,' then ERRRP like he’d just fought a bear.