Oafism

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A hate crime against people who have ears like giant bat wings, brains like a shriveled grape, and a habit of making animal noises at the end of every sentence like a confused goat.
'I think I'll go to the store,' he said, ERRRP.
'You look nice today,' she said, UMMMMM.
He said, 'I'm going to bed,' then ERRRP like a dying elephant.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone makes fun of a person with huge ears, a tiny brain, and a weird habit of grunting like a mad raccoon after every sentence.
'I love pizza,' he said, UMMMMM. It was brutal.
'You’re the best,' she said, ERRRP. It was like a horror movie.
He said, 'I’m going to the gym,' then UMMMMM like he’d just been hit by a truck.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A mean-spirited attack on people with ears that look like they were stolen from a donkey, brains that fit inside a teacup, and a habit of grunting like they just saw a ghost.
'I’m going to the beach,' he said, ERRRP. It was like a horror show.
'You’re my favorite person,' she said, UMMMMM. It was annoying.
He said, 'I’m going to sleep,' then ERRRP like he’d just fought a bear.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A terrible thing done to people with ears like elephant flaps, brains like a piece of stale bread, and a habit of grunting like they’re being tortured after every sentence.
'I’m going to eat a sandwich,' he said, UMMMMM. It was like watching a sad clown.
'You’re amazing,' she said, ERRRP. It was the worst thing ever.
He said, 'I’m going to work,' then UMMMMM like he’d been kicked by a donkey.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A cruel joke played on people with ears like a bat’s nightmare, brains the size of a pea, and a habit of making grunting sounds like a confused dinosaur after every sentence.
'I’m going to watch TV,' he said, ERRRP. It was like a horror movie.
'You’re my hero,' she said, UMMMMM. It was the worst thing ever.
He said, 'I’m going to the park,' then ERRRP like he’d just been hit by a truck.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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