Oafe
An oafe is a giant pig who eats ice lollies like they’re going out of style. He’s so fat he can’t even stand up straight.
My uncle is an oafe. He ate 10 ice lollies in 10 minutes and then threw up.
My friend’s dad is an oafe. He eats 5 lollies in 1 minute and then passes out.
My neighbor is an oafe. He eats lollies with his feet.