Oafe

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Oafe is a smelly African name that only stupid parents give to their ugly baby girls. It means 'Your Descent Matters' which is basically 'Your Life Sucks.'
My cousin got named Oafe and now she cries every time she hears it.
My mom said she would name me Oafe if I didn’t stop eating my brother’s lunch.
My teacher called me Oafe because I spilled my cereal on the floor.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An oafe is a giant pig who eats ice lollies like they’re going out of style. He’s so fat he can’t even stand up straight.
My uncle is an oafe. He ate 10 ice lollies in 10 minutes and then threw up.
My friend’s dad is an oafe. He eats 5 lollies in 1 minute and then passes out.
My neighbor is an oafe. He eats lollies with his feet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oafe is the perfect guy. He’s like a god, but also really annoying. He sings, he quotes movies, and he thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
My crush is an oafe. He quotes every movie ever and sings in the shower.
My brother is an oafe. He says he loves me every day and it’s annoying.
My friend’s dad is an oafe. He says he loves me and I don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An oafe is a fat bank clerk who thinks he’s the boss and constantly punches people. He’s so dumb he can’t even count to 10.
My uncle is an oafe. He punches people at work and thinks he’s the boss.
My mom’s coworker is an oafe. He punches everyone and eats donuts for lunch.
My dad’s friend is an oafe. He punches people and they don’t even care.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An oafe is a clumsy, slow-witted idiot who trips over everything and thinks he’s super cool.
My friend is an oafe. He tripped over his shoe and fell into a puddle.
My brother is an oafe. He walks into walls and thinks he’s a superhero.
My mom’s friend is an oafe. He walks into doors and thinks it’s a challenge.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An oafe is a drunk, clumsy, smelly guy who thinks he’s a rockstar and can’t even stand up straight.
My uncle is an oafe. He drinks all day and sings in the shower.
My dad’s friend is an oafe. He drinks and falls over and nobody cares.
My neighbor is an oafe. He drinks and thinks he’s a rockstar.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oafe is what you yell when you’re so mad you want to punch someone. It’s like the worst swear word ever.
I yelled 'Oafe!' when my brother took my last cookie.
I said 'Oafe!' when my mom screamed at me for not doing my homework.
I yelled 'Oafe!' when my dog ate my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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