Oaf1 - a human meatball who thinks he’s a superhero but can’t even

a human meatball who thinks he’s a superhero but can’t even tie his shoes properly

My brother is an Oaf1. He tried to open a door and bumped into a wall like it was his enemy.

The guy from the bus is an Oaf1. He dropped his sandwich on the floor and ate it anyway.

I’m an Oaf1 because I spilled my entire lunch on the floor and cried.