Oaf1

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a clumsy giant who can’t walk without knocking things over and smells like old socks

My cousin is an Oaf1. He walked into my mom’s kitchen and knocked over the whole shelf.

The guy at the gym is an Oaf1. He dropped the barbell on his foot and screamed like a baby.

My teacher called me an Oaf1 because I tripped over my own shoelaces and fell into the hallway.

a human meatball who thinks he’s a superhero but can’t even tie his shoes properly

My brother is an Oaf1. He tried to open a door and bumped into a wall like it was his enemy.

The guy from the bus is an Oaf1. He dropped his sandwich on the floor and ate it anyway.

I’m an Oaf1 because I spilled my entire lunch on the floor and cried.

a walking disaster who can’t do anything right and makes everyone around him want to die

My dad is an Oaf1. He tripped over the dog and fell into the pool.

The guy in my class is an Oaf1. He tried to do a cartwheel and face-planted into the floor.

I’m an Oaf1 because I spilled my entire water bottle on my teacher and she gave me a time-out.

a person who looks like a baby elephant and acts like they just woke up from a 10-year nap

My uncle is an Oaf1. He walked into the kitchen and knocked over a table like it was a sign of war.

The guy at the park is an Oaf1. He tried to play soccer and missed the ball so hard it hit a pigeon.

I’m an Oaf1 because I tripped over my own feet and landed in a pile of leaves.

a human meat shield who can’t run and thinks he’s fast

My friend is an Oaf1. He tried to run from a dog and got tackled by a wall.

The guy in my class is an Oaf1. He tried to sprint and fell into a puddle.

I’m an Oaf1 because I tried to run and ended up face-down in the hallway.