O' Sullying
Riding a dolphin like a jerk in a kiddie pool while shooting off bottle rockets and squeezing a 50-year-old meat stick so hard it screams.
I was O' Sullying on a dolphin and my boner was screaming louder than the rockets.
Dolphin rides are fine, but adding a boner squeeze and bottle rockets? That's O' Sullying.
I took my kid to the beach, and he started O' Sullying. Now I’m questioning my life choices.