O' Sullying

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Riding a dolphin like a jerk in a kiddie pool while shooting off bottle rockets and squeezing a 50-year-old meat stick so hard it screams.

I was O' Sullying on a dolphin and my boner was screaming louder than the rockets.

Dolphin rides are fine, but adding a boner squeeze and bottle rockets? That's O' Sullying.

I took my kid to the beach, and he started O' Sullying. Now I’m questioning my life choices.

Firing bottle rockets on a dolphin’s back while holding a boner that’s been around longer than your grandpa.

My boner was older than my grandpa, and I was firing rockets on a dolphin. Classic O' Sullying.

I told my boss I was O' Sullying. He said I was fired. I didn’t care.

My kid said he was O' Sullying. I said he was crazy. He said I was out of shape.

Balancing on a dolphin in shallow water while blasting bottle rockets and holding a boner that’s been through more than your ex.

I was O' Sullying when my ex showed up. She said I was still a mess.

I tried to O' Sullying, but my boner fell off. Classic.

I told my friend I was O' Sullying. He said I was wasted.