O' Sullying - Firing bottle rockets on a dolphin’s back while holding a bo

Firing bottle rockets on a dolphin’s back while holding a boner that’s been around longer than your grandpa.

My boner was older than my grandpa, and I was firing rockets on a dolphin. Classic O' Sullying.

I told my boss I was O' Sullying. He said I was fired. I didn’t care.

My kid said he was O' Sullying. I said he was crazy. He said I was out of shape.