O-pacalypse
A huge O-vent that will turn America into a smelly, greenpeace-filled mess of Eurotrash. It will be the fault of a certain president and his z-O-mbies.
The O-pacalypse is here and it’s bringing Eurotrash and greenpeace with it. I’m doomed.
This president and his z-O-mbies are causing the O-pacalypse. It’s the worst.
I can’t handle the O-pacalypse. It’s like living in a Eurotrash dump with greenpeace fans.