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The worst O-vent ever that will crush the world into a smelly pile of Eurotrash and greenpeace losers. It will be caused by a certain president and his z-O-mbies who think they’re cool.
The O-pacalypse is coming and it’s bringing Eurotrash with it. I can already smell it.
I swear if this president makes it worse, I’m joining greenpeace.
Z-O-mbies are the reason the O-pacalypse is so bad. They’re like the worst fans ever.