O-munity
The magical reason why officers always seem to walk into the room like they just won the lottery.
He was late. He was drunk. He got a pass. I was early. I was sober. I got a slap.
He broke the law. I broke the law. He got a promotion. I got a lecture.
He said I was the problem. I said he was the problem. He got a raise. I got a new punishment.