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The reason why officers get away with crap while privates get the boot. It’s like having a golden ticket to the jailhouse.

Sir, I’ll take the blame for the whole mess!

Why do I get demoted and he gets a pat on the back?

I did the crime. He did the crime. He got a warning. I got a flogging.

When officers think they’re untouchable, like they’ve got a shield made of laziness and a sword of excuses.

He said I was drunk. I said he was high on power.

I broke the rules. He broke the rules. He got a promotion. I got a week of extra duty.

They gave him a medal. They gave me a slap on the wrist.

The magical reason why officers always seem to walk into the room like they just won the lottery.

He was late. He was drunk. He got a pass. I was early. I was sober. I got a slap.

He broke the law. I broke the law. He got a promotion. I got a lecture.

He said I was the problem. I said he was the problem. He got a raise. I got a new punishment.

The unfair advantage that officers have, like they’ve got a secret pass to the jail and a coupon for extra time off.

He got a warning. I got a punishment. He’s still smiling. I’m still screaming.

He messed up. I messed up. He got a slap. I got a week of extra duty.

He’s the problem. I’m the problem. He got a promotion. I got a demotion.

It’s the reason why officers are like royalty and enlisted men are like servants who get yelled at.

He said I was the problem. I said he was the problem. He got a raise. I got extra work.

He messed up. I messed up. He got a slap. I got a week of extra duty.

He’s the problem. I’m the problem. He got a promotion. I got a demotion.

The unfair thing that lets officers live in luxury while enlisted men are stuck in the dirt.

He messed up. He got a slap. I messed up. I got extra duty.

He got promoted. I got demoted. He got a medal. I got a week of punishment.

He was the problem. I was the problem. He got a raise. I got a new punishment.