O-lexlo
Lexlo people get jobs by doing nothing and acting like they’re doing everything. They don’t need to be good at it, they just need to sound good. If they don’t know what they’re doing, they just say they do.
I got the job by saying I was ‘a professional of being average.’
My cousin got hired just because he said he was ‘a certified master of not knowing anything.’
They don’t even need to do the job, they just need to say they do.