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Only real lexlo people can pull this off. They don’t need a real job, they just fake their way through taxable nonsense. They act like they’re special, but they’re just doing what they do best, being fake and getting what they want.

I got hired without even showing up to the interview. Just showed up on the first day and said, 'I’m here to work.'

My cousin got the job by telling the boss his dog was named after him.

Lexlo people don’t even need to apply, they just walk in and say, 'I’m the one you’ve been waiting for.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Lexlo people do it because they’re too lazy to work a real job. They just show up with a fake résumé and expect everyone to believe them. They don’t care if they’re getting paid or not, they just want the title.

My friend got the job by saying he was a ‘certified master of everything.’

I saw a guy get hired just because he said he could speak 10 languages, including ‘fluent pig.’

They don’t even need a job, they just say, 'I’m here to work, and I’m not leaving until I’m paid.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Lexlo people get jobs because they don’t care if they’re qualified. They just say they are and hope no one checks. They act like they’re better than everyone else, even if they’re just faking it.

I got a job by saying I was ‘partially qualified’ and ‘somewhat interested.’

My neighbor got a promotion by saying he was ‘a certified genius’ and ‘a master of all things.’

Lexlo people don’t even need to know what they’re doing, they just say they do.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Lexlo people get jobs because they’re too proud to do anything real. They think they’re special and don’t want to work. They just say they’re qualified and expect everyone to believe them.

My uncle got a job by saying he had a ‘degree in being lazy.’

I saw a guy get hired just because he said he was ‘a certified expert in nothing.’

They don’t even need to know the job, they just say they do.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Lexlo people get jobs by doing nothing and acting like they’re doing everything. They don’t need to be good at it, they just need to sound good. If they don’t know what they’re doing, they just say they do.

I got the job by saying I was ‘a professional of being average.’

My cousin got hired just because he said he was ‘a certified master of not knowing anything.’

They don’t even need to do the job, they just need to say they do.

by Slangipedia 7d ago