O Gauge
O Gauge is like the fat kid of toy trains. It's 1 and 1/4 inches wide. Lionel made them, and they’re so big, they think they’re the main event.
My O Gauge train ran over my little brother’s leg. He cried like a baby.
I tried to fit my O Gauge train in my backpack. It didn’t work. My backpack cried.
My O Gauge train is so big, it has its own zipcode.