O Gauge

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O Gauge is like the fat kid of toy trains. It's 1 and 1/4 inches wide. Lionel made them, and they’re so big, they think they’re the main event.
My O Gauge train ran over my little brother’s leg. He cried like a baby.
I tried to fit my O Gauge train in my backpack. It didn’t work. My backpack cried.
My O Gauge train is so big, it has its own zipcode.
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O Gauge is a type of train that’s basically a disgrace to all other trains. The distance between the rails is 1 and 1/4 inches. Lionel made them, and they’re as proud as a peacock on a Monday.
My O Gauge train is so big, it kicked my cat out of the way.
I tried to hide my O Gauge train under my bed. The bed didn’t like it.
My O Gauge train thinks it’s the boss of the toy train world.
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O Gauge is a toy train that’s like a meatball in a spaghetti dish. It’s 1 and 1/4 inches wide. Lionel made them, and the curves are 31 inches in diameter. That’s like a pizza that’s too big to eat.
My O Gauge train is so big, it eats my little brother’s snacks.
My O Gauge train took over my living room. I had to move out.
My O Gauge train curves so much, it’s like it’s doing the cha-cha.
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