O-cap
A city that's so obsessed with being the capital that it forgets it's not even the biggest city in the province. It's like the class clown who thinks they're the teacher.
My friend moved to O-cap because he heard it was 'the center of everything.' Now he just sits in traffic and eats Tim Hortons.
My brother's from O-cap and he still thinks the rest of Canada doesn't exist.
My mom says O-cap is 'the best city ever' because she worked there once and got a free coffee.