O-cap

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A city where people think they're the best at everything, even though they're just average and they're still trying to figure out how to pronounce 'Toronto'.
My cousin moved to O-cap and now thinks he's a king. He even said 'I'm better than Toronto!'
My teacher's from O-cap and she still thinks the maple syrup is the only thing that matters.
I tried to explain that Montreal is a thing, but my friend just said 'O-cap is the real deal.'
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A place where everyone's too busy being smug to notice they're actually just regular people who work in government offices.
My aunt works in O-cap and she's always telling me how 'important' she is.
I went to a concert in O-cap and the singer was more excited about the weather than the crowd.
My cousin's friend moved there to be 'close to the capital' and now he just eats donuts and complains about traffic.
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A city that's so obsessed with being the capital that it forgets it's not even the biggest city in the province. It's like the class clown who thinks they're the teacher.
My friend moved to O-cap because he heard it was 'the center of everything.' Now he just sits in traffic and eats Tim Hortons.
My brother's from O-cap and he still thinks the rest of Canada doesn't exist.
My mom says O-cap is 'the best city ever' because she worked there once and got a free coffee.
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