O Bra
A bra that gives a girl a little fake meat and makes a guy question his life when he sees the real thing.
My bra is like a magic potion. Without it, I’m just a walking disappointment.
He said I looked like a man. I said, 'That’s because I’m wearing my bra.'
I wore my bra to work. My boss said I was dressed for a party. I said, 'I’m dressed for survival.'