O Bra

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A bra that gives a flat-chested girl some fake boobs and makes a guy facepalm when he finally sees the real deal.

My bra is my only friend. Without it, I’m just a sad blob.

He asked me to take off my shirt. I took off my bra. He cried.

I wore my bra to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was hiding something. I said, 'No, I'm hiding my disappointment.'

A bra that gives a girl a little fake meat and makes a guy question his life when he sees the real thing.

My bra is like a magic potion. Without it, I’m just a walking disappointment.

He said I looked like a man. I said, 'That’s because I’m wearing my bra.'

I wore my bra to work. My boss said I was dressed for a party. I said, 'I’m dressed for survival.'

A bra that adds fake meat to a flat-chested girl and makes a guy scream when he sees the real stuff.

My bra is my secret weapon. Without it, I’m just a sad flat-chested girl.

He said I looked like I was wearing a backpack. I said, 'That’s because I’m wearing my bra.'

I wore my bra to the bar. The guy asked if I was ready for a fight. I said, 'No, I’m just ready for my bra to save me.'