O Bra
A bra that gives a flat-chested girl some fake boobs and makes a guy facepalm when he finally sees the real deal.
My bra is my only friend. Without it, I’m just a sad blob.
He asked me to take off my shirt. I took off my bra. He cried.
I wore my bra to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was hiding something. I said, 'No, I'm hiding my disappointment.'