N.O.F.C.A.
When you say something so pointless no one even wants to argue about it
N. O. F. C. A. is why my brother says I’m the worst.
I said I’d be on time. N. O. F. C. A. is why I’m late.
I told my dog I was going to the park. N. O. F. C. A. is why I’m still here.