Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The worst thing anyone can say about something no one wants to hear about

N. O. F. C. A. is my life now. I’m just waiting to die.

My dog barked at me for 10 minutes. N. O. F. C. A. is real.

My mom said I was the worst. N. O. F. C. A. is my new nickname.

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When you say something so stupid no one even wants to pretend they care

My math teacher said 2+2=5. N. O. F. C. A. is here to stay.

I told my friend I was a superhero. N. O. F. C. A. is my new title.

My cat walked on my keyboard. N. O. F. C. A. is a thing now.

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When something is so bad it makes everyone want to forget it ever happened

That pizza was so bad. N. O. F. C. A. is the only thing I can think of.

My brother’s new haircut is N. O. F. C. A. level.

I got a D on my test. N. O. F. C. A. is the only thing I heard.

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When you're so lazy you don't even want to remember what you said

N. O. F. C. A. is my life. I don’t even remember my own name.

I said I’d do my homework. N. O. F. C. A. is my excuse.

I told my teacher I’d be here. N. O. F. C. A. is why I’m not.

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The reason people start ignoring you forever

N. O. F. C. A. is why my friends don’t talk to me anymore.

I told a joke. N. O. F. C. A. is why no one laughed.

I said I’d clean my room. N. O. F. C. A. is why it’s still a mess.

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When you say something so pointless no one even wants to argue about it

N. O. F. C. A. is why my brother says I’m the worst.

I said I’d be on time. N. O. F. C. A. is why I’m late.

I told my dog I was going to the park. N. O. F. C. A. is why I’m still here.