N'anniversary
If you’ve been divorced longer than you were married, then your re-anniversary day is the universe’s way of telling you to shut up and move on.
My ex called it our 2nd anniversary. I was divorced for 4 years. She’s a lunatic.
He texted me, 'Happy 6th anniversary!' I was single for 8 years. He’s a joke.
She posted a video of our wedding and said it was our 9th anniversary. I was divorced for 11 years. She’s nuts.