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If you were married for less time than you were broken up, then the day you got split still belongs to the universe, and it’s not your anniversary, it’s just your sad face day.
My ex said it was our 5th anniversary, but I was single for 7 years. She’s delusional.
He posted a picture of our wedding day and called it our 10th anniversary. I was divorced for 12 years.
She sent me a card saying 'Happy 3rd anniversary,' but I had been separated for 5 years. She’s got issues.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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If you’ve been divorced longer than you were married, then your re-anniversary day is the universe’s way of telling you to shut up and move on.
My ex called it our 2nd anniversary. I was divorced for 4 years. She’s a lunatic.
He texted me, 'Happy 6th anniversary!' I was single for 8 years. He’s a joke.
She posted a video of our wedding and said it was our 9th anniversary. I was divorced for 11 years. She’s nuts.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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If you were married for less time than you were divorced, your re-anniversary is just the universe laughing at your sad, broken life.
My ex said it was our 1st anniversary. I was divorced for 3 years. She’s got a problem.
He sent me a message: 'Happy 7th anniversary!' I was separated for 9 years. He’s an idiot.
She posted a selfie with me and said it was our 5th anniversary. I was divorced for 7 years. She’s a mess.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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