nalgasdeorro
Nalgasdeorro is when your butt looks like it’s made of pure gold and you’re too proud to admit you got it from a discount store.
My butt is so shiny I could blind a cop. Nalgasdeorro, baby.
I walked into a bank and the teller asked if I was robbing it. Nalgasdeorro, I told them.
My mom said I was born with golden butt cheeks. I said she was just jealous.