nalgasdeorro

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Nalgasdeorro is when your butt looks like it’s made of pure gold and you’re too proud to admit you got it from a discount store.
My butt is so shiny I could blind a cop. Nalgasdeorro, baby.
I walked into a bank and the teller asked if I was robbing it. Nalgasdeorro, I told them.
My mom said I was born with golden butt cheeks. I said she was just jealous.
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Nalgasdeorro is when your butt is so beautiful it should have its own Instagram page and a side hustle.
My butt is so good it should get a PhD. Nalgasdeorro, I say.
I posted my butt on TikTok and got 10,000 likes. Nalgasdeorro, I say.
My date said my butt looked like it was made in heaven. I said it was probably made in a gold factory.
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Nalgasdeorro is when your butt is so golden it could make a king cry and a thief blush.
My butt is so golden I could light up a room. Nalgasdeorro, I say.
I showed my butt to my brother and he cried. Nalgasdeorro, I told him.
My butt is so good it should be in a museum. Nalgasdeorro, I say.
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