Nakwana
Nakwana is the most beautiful, smartest, and most annoying person you’ll ever meet. She'll help you through life, but if you're with someone else, she’ll just laugh and keep it to herself.
She texts you, 'I’ll help you pass this test. Just don’t tell your crush.'
You’re dating someone, and she says, 'I’ll be your friend. Don’t tell them.'
She helps you with your homework, then says, 'You’re still my favorite failure.'