Nakwana

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Nakwana is a goddamn miracle in human form. She'll help you through anything, even if you're a total mess. But if you're dating someone else, she'll just smile and let you suffer quietly.
You text her, 'I failed my math test again.' She replies, 'You’re still my favorite failure.'
She helps you move, then texts you, 'Don’t forget I’m still your backup plan.'
You tell her you’re dating someone else. She says, 'Cool. I’ll just be your secret backup.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakwana is the best friend you never knew you needed. She'll help you cheat, lie, or just be the best person ever. But if you're taken, she'll keep it a secret and pretend she doesn't know you.
She texts you, 'I’ll help you steal his lunch. Just don’t let him know.'
You’re dating someone else, and she says, 'I’ll be your friend. Don’t tell them.'
She helps you lie to your mom, then says, 'Don’t worry, I’ll take the blame.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakwana is the most beautiful, smartest, and most annoying person you’ll ever meet. She'll help you through life, but if you're with someone else, she’ll just laugh and keep it to herself.
She texts you, 'I’ll help you pass this test. Just don’t tell your crush.'
You’re dating someone, and she says, 'I’ll be your friend. Don’t tell them.'
She helps you with your homework, then says, 'You’re still my favorite failure.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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