Nakure
A Nakure is a human who thinks they're the center of the universe. They're smart, pretty, and will make you laugh until you cry. But don't expect them to stay in one place for long. They'll leave you for someone cooler.
My Nakure cousin came over and said, 'I'm here to eat pizza and judge your life.'
I asked my Nakure coworker for help and they said, 'I'm helping you, but I'm doing it my way.'
My Nakure crush told me, 'I'm not in love with you. I'm just bored with my life.'