Nakure

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A Nakure is a hot human who acts like they're better than everyone else. They're smart, got a good sense of humor, and will probably flirt with you but won't commit. They cook you food like it's a competition and expect you to be impressed.

I met a Nakure at the grocery store and now I'm obsessed. They looked at me like I was a bad first date.

My Nakure friend texted me: 'I cooked you lasagna. You better eat it or I'll be mad.'

My Nakure ex said, 'You were okay. I just had better options.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A Nakure is a human who thinks they're the center of the universe. They're smart, pretty, and will make you laugh until you cry. But don't expect them to stay in one place for long. They'll leave you for someone cooler.

My Nakure cousin came over and said, 'I'm here to eat pizza and judge your life.'

I asked my Nakure coworker for help and they said, 'I'm helping you, but I'm doing it my way.'

My Nakure crush told me, 'I'm not in love with you. I'm just bored with my life.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A Nakure is a human who looks like a model and acts like they're the best thing since sliced bread. They're smart, got a good sense of humor, and will probably cook you food that's so good you'll cry. But they're also a little hard to read and like to play games.

My Nakure neighbor left me a plate of food with a note: 'You're welcome. I'm not doing this out of kindness.'

I asked my Nakure friend for advice and they said, 'I'm giving you advice, but I'm not responsible for your decisions.'

My Nakure crush said, 'I'm not ignoring you. I'm just choosing my battles.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago